KickMeElmo

No, it's not a joke, some people are that fucking stupid.

Because they ~~kidnapped~~ arrested that many innocent people.

Yes, and many planes and jets are glued together too. This isn't your cheap school glue. That said, Tesla's good at fucking up, so who knows what they did wrong. Probably everything.

Adhesive binding can be significantly stronger than mechanical bonding when done right.

...when done right. Yeah. Guess where I'm putting my money.

Wouldn't it be easier to cut a plane underneath than above?

Nah, it's a solid cheese for eating in bulk with no other ingredients. While I might prefer an extra sharp cheddar, it's self-limiting. You can only eat so much before you just can't do more. And something like mozzarella, while good on its own, just kinda dilutes into tasting salty. Colby Jack is generally available cheaply compared to other snackable cheeses and maintains flavor without overpowering. I respect the choice.

You joke, but you have no idea how much speed tape gets used on the average plane...

Yup, and can confirm, it upgraded smoothly with no hiccups.

You bastard. Is nothing sacred?

If you're not already aware, almost that exact warning message exists on steam now.

Fair, though I wasn't thinking of machining in this case. But yeah, my experience isn't generally related to food safe stuff, so I don't always think about it. Not too much concern about that on subs, helicopters, jets, etc.

carbon fiber reenforced

Great for strength, bad for impact resistance. You'd want a non-filled material or at least less stiff filler. Something like aramid (kevlar) would give you good properties across the board for an application like this though.