Kintarian

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Bah Humbug! in c/funny@lemmy.world
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago

I wanted to

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Bah Humbug! (lemmy.world)
 
I just got a new pet in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Some jokes land and some don't. No big deal.

I just got a new pet in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I hate it when they count down to the last second before the bomb goes off.

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I just got a new pet (lemmy.world)
 

He's a pet peeve

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My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. (lemmy.world)
 

That would be a big step forward

Bumper sticker in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I feel like I should tattoo the verses they seem to ignore on their foreheads backwards so they have to see it every time they look in the mirror: Love thy neighbor as thyself and Judge not lest ye be judged. Hypocrites.

The Incredibles (2004) in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Um, but, private industry does everything better than the gubment. Right?

/s

I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Lol, Like it

Ooops in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The purpose, at least for me, is to find some stupid comedy to make me forget about the stupid world I live in.

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Moo (lemmy.world)
 
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Ooops (lemmy.world)
 
I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. (lemmy.world)
 

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

19th Century November! - Just Needs Varnish blog in c/tabletopminis@lemmy.world
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Wow, that looks really cool.

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Puff puff pass (lemmy.world)
 
Why don't skeletons fight each other? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay, Junior, when a mummy skeleton and a daddy skeleton love each other very much, they rub their bones together and that's how they make baby skeletons.

President Biden pardons his son Hunter Biden in c/politics@lemmy.world
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? (lemmy.world)
 

Because they don’t have the guts!

Most in Germany want Australia-style social media ban: poll in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oops, sorry, I flubbed it. Oh well.

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Changing Blutooth Laptop Name (lemmy.world)
 

When I connect my Bluetooth headphones to my laptop it says: "Connecting to HP-laptop-14-xxx". It's kind of annoying. I set my hostname to "Laptop" but nothing changed.

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Who's the turkey now? (lemmy.world)
 
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What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? (lemmy.world)
 

Lady Ba Ba

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ISS astronauts open hatch to Russian spacecraft after strange smell delays cargo delivery (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/memes@sopuli.xyz
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