Landless2029

Proper action right here. I wish the states took away drivers licences for road rage like this.

I wanted a gif but I could only find a damn Tiktok

I had one of these fridges. The pumps even got an extended warranty since they failed so often. Mine died on year 6 of the 5 year standard MFG and it still got fixed for free because of the class action lawsuit.

I learned about the lawsuit after the fact too.

My local grocer doesn't have self checkout but they do have 12 item express and 20 item express with dual/quad lanes.

So you end up with one line and 4 registers blasting through express people.

I often make 2 grocery runs a week. A big one on weekends and a mid week one for fresh protein and whatever Im missing until the next trip.

I'm surprised that:

1. You don't get flagged for a human to check your ID
2. The weight doesn't flag you

My point is Nat 1 or Nat 20 aren't automatic fail/succeed.

Meaning nat 1 + 0 dex mod + 10 (pass without a trace) = 11

If you flip it and it's nat 20 vs a boss perception of 22 then does the boss see him or not?

All rolls get modified except for attacks with nat 1 or 20. Unless it's a house rule then you gotta be consistent with it and have fun with the mayhem it can cause.

Failures tell stories and everything is part of the ride.

Nat 1 or 20 is only garanteed rolls for attacks. Nothing else.

Nat20 always succeeding is a house rule. Often implemented but not used by all GMs.

Someone in our party rolled a nat 1 when we were sneaking past a boss. Thankfully I casted pass without a trace +10. So he ended up with 11 stealth.

Boss woke up. Sniffed.
Buttholes clenched.
Then the boss rolled over and went back to sleep.
DC was 10.

So if nat 20 always wins. Nat 1 always fails.
It depends on what kind of game you wanna play.

Somehow I'm reminded of those Zelda rock circles.

If you solve the puzzle do you respawn in a bubble bath?

I don't know much about what's going on...

But I assume it's not a good idea to fuck with the Japanese people's accessibility to rice.

This happened recently with some crazy huge distribution list.

Easily 100 replies. About 40 in there were memes like "brace yourself reply all is coming" and "it can't be stopped"

I don't know how they killed it but they did.

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Being 15 minutes early is on time.
Being on time is being late.
Shit happens.