LastOneStanding

joined 2 years ago
[–] LastOneStanding@beehaw.org 25 points 2 years ago (8 children)

OK, so I shall create a new thread, because I was harassed. Why bother publishing anything if it's original if it's just going to be subsumed by these corporations? Why bother being an original human being with thoughts to share that are significant to the world if, in the end, they're just something to be sucked up and exploited? I'm pretty smart. Keeping my thoughts to myself.

[–] LastOneStanding@beehaw.org -4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I already kind of unsubscribed, being pro-active as I was. I just left my comment on my way out, just to take a stab at the ignorance and let it bleed. Thanks for leaving me a notification. It's the last one I shall receive from this group. Also, if you feel the urge to ask for a recommendation, maybe read more.

[–] LastOneStanding@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Only way you can get me to quit smoking is the way I quit smoking last time I quit smoking, which was for someone else. The rest? Time for some major substance abuse and consuming of all the pork rinds. And potato chips. And artificial flavors. There's nothing quite like abusing the substances and eating deep fried food with a huge gallon of alcohol and lighting up a cigarette afterward or even during. That's vacation and summer. Can even get tanned all at the same time.

[–] LastOneStanding@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

awww, you're into it like I am. We are both into it mega style. Let's get together and make the mods pin this. As a weekly thing, it is the thing to pin. Do you know how to convince the mods to pin this? I support it.

[–] LastOneStanding@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

I'm glad, because that's the pressure that's on you, no doubt, in finishing this dissertation. Life is funny. Your whole self worth is not this. It's a transactional relationship. Your committee is hopeful, so you should be. Get the shit done and get on with your life, which has many surprises in store for you, don't I know? You're definitely worthy. Nobody flunks the dissertation stage, so just write the thing. You'll be fine. Trust me, if your life is anything like mine, there is a life beyond the dissertation that is far more challenging and will wipe the glue right off your ass.

[–] LastOneStanding@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This needs to be pinned like the last one, by the way. I can't keep track. Please pin it and unpin the previous one.

[–] LastOneStanding@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If it's any consolation, I glued my ass to the chair and wrote the PhD thesis, and even got tenure in academia. I quit my job after being tenured and promoted. So it's all good. It's nice, though, to finish the fucker. The best way is gluing the ass to the chair. I can attest. Get well soon!

[–] LastOneStanding@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

What kind of thesis? Is it the MA or the PhD? I've completed both. First step is to get some glue and a paint brush. Second step is to slather your ass with the glue. Then, you sit in the chair. If it's MA, you can probably get away with less glue. Do this after you get better. Just get better really soon. Then glue your ass to the chair. You've probably learned how to write a lot by now with your ass glued to the chair. Feel better! Ass gluing isn't good for you right now.

[–] LastOneStanding@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

OMG. I love Malibu. I guess it isn't Malibu Creek, but whatever. I'd totally go camping in Malibu.

[–] LastOneStanding@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Well, that is just not fun. You're nice because you know those friends of yours meant well.

[–] LastOneStanding@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've been drinking a lot, so it's pretty good. It's really nice to relax on vacation, drink a lot for the summer, and kill some brain cells. Also smoking more. Drinking and smoking more, for sure. I also made myself some french fries today, with grilled cheese sandwich. So, kids' menu straight out of Friendly's, drinking, and smoking. Week couldn't be better.

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