Luft

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[–] Luft@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago (39 children)

In my experience, I’ve noted that truck drivers are on avg more likely to be shitty egotistical drivers.

I think it’s bc they have small dicks, and they feel safe in their giant metal death machine. Nice n cozy, perfectly ready to tailgate a Mazda MX-5

[–] Luft@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Their whaling fleet is a cover for his late night snacks. As near apex predators they have the highest concentration of radiation from Fukushima Daichi. Kinda like DDT and bald eagles.

But luckily we have Gojiro which is a natural sink for radiation 🥳👌🏽✨

[–] Luft@lemm.ee 71 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Godzila for one is powered by ✨nuclear energy ✨

[–] Luft@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s gonna observe your death, put you in a box

[–] Luft@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Halloween is the time for hexes!

[–] Luft@lemm.ee 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

School busses are one of the perfect fits for electric engines:

Set schedule with down time to charge Specific route with known distances. Heavy and must drive up hills: which benefit from amazing torque generated by Electric engines. Large internal space for battery storage

Just pray Muskrat doesn’t somehow win the bid. We’ll never see them

[–] Luft@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Meryl Streep is an incredible actress and Adaptation is probably Nicholas Cage’s best works 👌🏽👌🏽

[–] Luft@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

There should be one guy just laughing in the background. The last person to sale for a profit.

The rest are bag holders, it’s a feature not a bug

[–] Luft@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

You may need some healing ointment for that incredible self burn, might i suggest semi fucked olive oil?

It will help in two ways

[–] Luft@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago (9 children)

You may wonder, how can something be lightly fucked, but how can something be extra Virgin??

[–] Luft@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Quickly! Seize the conch while everyone else is confused!

[–] Luft@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago (9 children)

This validates my stubborn commitment to DuckDuckGo, ty

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