MML

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[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well that's why you're not president

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Hell if even if that were the world we lived in they'd still try to avoid paying

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Have you heard of this fantastic thing called advertising?

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, this is Patrick.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

I'm pretty sure Polaris used to have this ad about how closer together front and rear wheels was better for off-road, the ad ended somewhere along the lines of guess where we put the wheels on the Polaris Ranger, that's right. Now we have these monstrosities that cost way too much and aren't even good off-road, I'd take my crossover just about anywhere I would take that Polaris.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

My driving instructor ate tomatoes like apples, got a whole wooden crate of them in the morning and a shaker of salt, I probably could've mowed down a few pedestrians as long as that man had his tomatoes.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Also just break this shit and make it look like an accident, I mean I have almost broken something similar on accident so it's possible.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I knew OJ was behind it all.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

The worst part about this is the keyboard

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Oh... Flash light

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