Macchi_the_Slime

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That's what I got from it yeah. Basically "I don't pass as girl, therefore I boymode." Random stranger goes "Damn girl, you got some nice tits." Which made her happy because she thought she didn't pass at all.

Messing with the wheels can too if your plan isn't leaving it sitting on cinder blocks. A runaway tire can do some damage at speed. Or if heaven forbid the vehicle rolls. Definitely wouldn't want that to happen.

Shitposting aside, we did literally amend our constitution because FDR won too many times. I'm sure that had nothing at all to do with New Deal policies and they were just real concerned about accidentally having a king again.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 86 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

The noble is trans, the piss levy is to make their HRT, ye olde anon got more ale rations due to awkward rizz. that's what I got out of it.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Nah bro, it's a Democracy. It's called the Democratic People's Republic of Korea bro." Yeah, and Nazi stood for National Socialists.

Yeah I've got no clue what happened or what I could have done wrong. I was on this post and when I finished my comment it was nowhere to be seen. I thought maybe the post glitched and didn't post the comment at all so I went to check my profile and there it was, but on a completely wrong thread.

I'm on the Interstellar app from the IzzyOnDroid F-Droid repo and I haven't had this happen before. This post was the last one I'd actually clicked on before that, but I'd scrolled a bit before clicking on the one I tried to comment on.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I have no idea how that comment ended up in an entirely different post I wasn't even on. So weird

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Depending on where you're at in the States it varies. Around where I live in western NY state they mostly don't care about speed necessarily it's more reckless driving. You could be cruising what would be 15-20kph over the limit for y'all and generally speaking the cops don't give a shit as long as you're driving for the conditions and with the flow of traffic. But they'll nail your ass to the wall for half that if they see you weaving through cars without leaving stopping distance.

In a lot of areas I go through regularly they're way more likely to light you up if they see you brake hard when you see them posted up than if you just cruise past them at a reasonable speed even if it's technically over the limit. Hell, I've had troopers in traffic with me doing what would be like 120 in a 100 in y'alls terms not giving a damn because everybody was leaving enough stopping distance and we were all doing a steady speed not driving erratically.

Exactly. The time for nice is when they are not currently operating a multi-ton death machine where their reckless behavior could literally kill someone. They'll get every bit of kindness I can muster outside of that situation. In it though? There is no Nice.

This is literally the face my daughter made, hugging the coffee cup and all the day she stole an entire large iced capp from off the register at the grocery store when she was like 3-ish.

We were getting groceries at Sam's Club and they at least at this time made you give them your cart to scan the stuff. We had our twins with us riding in there seats on he cart so they went to one side while we paid. Well it happens that some of the managers were doing inventory and one of them had placed their iced capp on the register. My daughter saw it, decided she was having it, and took it. We get the cart back and start walking to the door when we hear that telltale sound of a straw in an empty cup. We didn't notice it before that because she had the cup in an absolute bear hug hiding the whole thing.

My wife goes to apologize for Little Bit stealing the drink to a look of horror from the manager whose coffee that was saying "That was full..." clearly thinking this kid was about to have a heart attack. This little girl was so sleepy after downing that coffee that she didn't wake up when we got home, when I carried her to her bed, then slept like 4 more hours.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 days ago (7 children)

That's gonna be a while. Current speed record from what I see for passenger trains is around 350 miles per hour. The quick math I did for getting from NYC to Miami in 45 minutes needed like 1,700mph. From what I'm seeing even the experimental stuff right now doesn't get above 400mph.

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