McMurdertree

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You choose what instance you are on. Quit the pseudointellectual whining. in c/main@sh.itjust.works

[–] McMurdertree@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

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Do you have any humorous terms for when your child fouls themselves? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by McMurdertree@lemmy.world to c/dadsonly@lemmy.world

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I'm a first-time dad of a three-month old girl and when she pees my wife and I say she "peached herself". If it's poop, or what passes for poop for newborns, we either say she "pooched herself" or my personal favorite, "she bricked her britches".