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That must have been devastating. I'm sorry to hear that.

I am 26 and have been in the workforce for a few years.

In short, is there something I’m missing here, or is work-eat-sleep-repeat all there is until I retire?

Yes, except for the fact that you and I will not be able to retire.

I wish companies would stop with subscription models.

a tooth that I had grown very fond over the years

Found Chip Skylark.

I feel like this could have been made funny, had it been worded with any amount of cleverness.

Don't worry, guys. I've been assured that this system is perfectly meritocratic.

I'm just going to keep calling it Twitter, and I'm honestly unsure of why everyone else, media outlets included, aren't doing the same.

This is your world on late-stage capitalism.

I don't get it.

My child brain always thought Hariyama's orange chest thing was a big nose.

I think I'd rather not give the company money at all.

I hope this is what the reboot is about.