MummifiedClient5000

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What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] MummifiedClient5000 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is no such thing. At best, you'll do one courtesy wipe and hang the paper back.

Germany's far-right AfD hits 25% in poll, just behind conservatives | dpa international in c/europe@feddit.org
[–] MummifiedClient5000 25 points 1 day ago

Get your fucking shit together Germany!

I wonder how many people throughout history have confused Eye Floaters with ghosts, UFOs, or other paranormal phenomena in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] MummifiedClient5000 8 points 2 days ago

There must be people that mistake ghosts for eye floaters too, so it probably balances it out.

Margot Robbie Eyed to Star in Tim Burton’s ‘Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman’ With LuckyChap in Talks to Produce in c/movies@piefed.social
[–] MummifiedClient5000 9 points 2 days ago

But I'm not supposed to develop more fetishes.

Eggs are still twice the price as they were pre-pandemic. in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] MummifiedClient5000 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's the neat thing. It doesn't.

Rhino horns turned radioactive to fight poachers in South Africa in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] MummifiedClient5000 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Poacher Fighting Mutant Rhinos! Poacher Fighting Mutant Rhinos! Poacher Fighting Mutant Rhinos!

Pachyderm Superior!

Horny Power!

Trump Is Dismantling the First Amendment and America as We Know It in c/Mirror@50501.chat
[–] MummifiedClient5000 3 points 3 days ago

Why shouldn't he? Americans keep letting him.

Search just got smarter. Google AI Mode brings mood-aware results, voice context memory, and visual discovery tools that feel more human than machine. in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] MummifiedClient5000 3 points 5 days ago

Great, so if you don't find what you're searching for, you can search again but angrier and you'll get different results.

Novo Nordisk nedjusterer: Aktien falder massivt in c/finans
[–] MummifiedClient5000 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Der går du altså over stregen kammerat! Det er en ting at joke med at sælge børn, men Epstein var også kendt for at være en god ven af donald trump og det rygte vil jeg fame ikke have siddende på mig!

Novo Nordisk nedjusterer: Aktien falder massivt in c/finans
[–] MummifiedClient5000 6 points 5 days ago

Desværre, jeg har lige solgt den sidste.

Novo Nordisk nedjusterer: Aktien falder massivt in c/finans
[–] MummifiedClient5000 9 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Det her er for useriøst. Det er ikke et debatoplæg eller et ønske om en penneven jeg har postet. Du må vende tilbage når du kan fortælle mig hvor mange dusin børn du vil købe.

Jeg kan evt. også sælge dig en penneven hvis der er et behov.

Novo Nordisk nedjusterer: Aktien falder massivt in c/finans
[–] MummifiedClient5000 11 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Altså jeg har nogen børn og sælger et eller flere af dem. Er du også typen der beder om data når han køber kartofler i Netto?

Lad være med at spilde min tid. Hvor mange skal du bruge?

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Beck - MTV Makes Me Want to Smoke Crack (youtu.be)
 

Connection: Used in an MTV video jingle

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Ozzy Osbourne - Mama, I'm Coming Home (youtu.be)
 

RIP Ozzy

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Musikere i opråb: 'Hold lige kæft, vi prøver på noget her' (ekstrabladet.dk)
 

Indenfor de sidste måske 10-15 år er koncertoplevelsen simpelthen blevet enormt forringet pga. folk med main character syndrome som snakker højlydt med deres venner (ofte med ørepropper i, men så råber de jo bare endnu højere) - Især under de stille numre hvor det for alvor ellers kunne gå hen og blive ømt. Det er især et problem på festivaler, hvor der ellers er masser af af både tid og steder hvor man kan snakke.

Jeg håber at det går hen og bliver en ting at musikere stopper og beder folk om at være stille. Måske ville det hjælpe hvis folk blev direkte udskammet fordi deres snak var skyld i at der ikke var tid til at spille det sidste nummer (som jo altid er det fedeste)?

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BABYMETAL - Metal Kingdom (youtu.be)
 

Connection: Baby

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Johnny Cash - Hurt (NiN cover) (youtu.be)
 

Connection: Johnny Cash recorded an album in Folsom Prison.

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Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - People Ain't No Good (youtu.be)
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Connection: No Good

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Zeal & Ardor - Götterdämmerung (youtu.be)
 

Connections: Seal/Zeal

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Motörhead - Heroes (David Bowie Cover) (youtu.be)
 

Connection: Hero(es)

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Crypta - The Other Side of Anger (youtu.be)
 

Connection: All female band

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Buckethead - Soothsayer (cover by Mel) (youtu.be)
 

Connection: Indonesia

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Faith No More - King for a Day (youtu.be)
 

Connection: Queen -> King

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The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1 (youtu.be)
 

Connection: Yoshimi won't let those robots eat me.

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