MummifiedClient5000

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[–] MummifiedClient5000 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"We're not so different, you and I"

[–] MummifiedClient5000 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] MummifiedClient5000 72 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

This is a reference to a specific myth about Thor. From the Wikipedia-entry on Jörmungandr:

In one story, Thor encounters the giant king Útgarða-Loki and has to perform deeds for him, one of which is a challenge of Thor's strength. Útgarða-Loki goads Thor into attempting to lift the World Serpent, disguised by magic as a huge cat. Thor grabs the cat around its midsection but manages to raise the cat only high enough for one of its paws to leave the floor. Útgarða-Loki later explains his deception and that Thor's lifting the cat was an impressive deed, as he had stretched the serpent so that it had almost reached the sky. Many watching became fearful when they saw one paw lift off the ground. If Thor had managed to lift the cat completely from the ground, he would have altered the boundaries of the universe.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 1 points 6 months ago

Ikke alene i hvert fald. Det er derfor jeg er ved at tage buskørekort.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 2 points 6 months ago

It could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:

Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.

Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs

Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can't publish this! Earth is doomed!

*More clicketyclacks *

Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is.......

Trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: To be......

Louder trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: .... or not.....

Very loud trailer horns

Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!

Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow

[–] MummifiedClient5000 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Kind of selfish of that monkey really.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, that's a dumb password.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 2 points 6 months ago

Gys, guf og gadgets. Af alle de latterlige koncepter vi importerer fra USA, kan jeg kun elske Halloween.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"A 45 year old not wearing a costume and strung out on Ketamine" OR a kid in the greatest costume ever?

[–] MummifiedClient5000 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It would be date-appropriate if it was actually the episode where she hits Homer.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For at lave den type løsning skal vi bruge nogle data om vores kunder, som er beskyttet af databeskyttelsesregler, og vi vil sikre os, at vi i Danmark har et solidt juridisk grundlag for at etablere sådan en løsning, før vi gør det, siger Jakob Willer.

Det var dette jeg kommenterede på.

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