It wouldn't HAVE to be endless suffering if it wasn't for the majority of people living their lives for reasons besides than to be happy.
Making society and life in general more difficult just because "it brings us closer to God" is the wrong way to run things and always has been.
Fuck yeah this is how cum will win 🍆💦💦💦
I didn't have to poop so a waited until the next day, pooped out more shit and then wiped it with poop. Now my phone has multiple layers of poop on it. I cummed on it though so its ok because cum won, but now I have to explain this to people who see me using my phone in public.
Turns out it was actually and indeed up inside my asshole. Thanks for the help!
wow I'll take a gram of whatever that was
"stop being such an asshole" may have been the nicest thing anyone irl has said to me in a while
One time I accidentally fell dick-first into your mom and got stuck. I tried to get up but her gravitational pull was so great that it kept pulling me right back in. After several attempts to get unstuck, the thrusting motion accidentally made me cum in her and I couldn't stop cumming so it was like a waterhose filled with cum and it kept spewing everywhere. The cum then started cumming out faster and before I knew it I was being launched into the stratosphere.
Cum won.
this is how cum will win
The Ohio Supreme Court ruled that boneless chicken tenders are allowed to have bones in them. Boneless chicken tenders are usually an absolute S-tier food but they become F tier if I have to actually deal with the fucking bones. Fuck Ohio.
Litigation via anus is gay regardless of which genders are involved. This detail however is only relevant for tax filing purposes.
If your weekend plans consisted of pooping and cumming a lot you can still do that, just give it to me after you're done playing with it.
How do I convince f*males to send me more dickpics tho?