MyNamesTotallyRobert

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[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

only if you cum in my butt since cum WINS

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

it all makes sense now. That's why there are so many train accidents where they crash into vehicles crossing the road. I was always taught growing up that we are supposed to place vehicles on railroad crossings to offer them up as a sacrifice to the train gods because if you please the gods by making the right offering it lowers egg prices.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

What if you go to space and it turns out Ohio is just a giant cock?

It's all cock?

pulls gun always has been

cum wins

You must be in the penis upper class.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Must be nice living somewhere that you can afford to get foreign obstructions removed from your asshole every other weekend along with a complimentary blowjob.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In 1492 George Washington accidentally let the pimps out when he discovered the moon.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just tried and I shoved it so far up my ass the tape measure was cumming out my mouth and then I cummed everywhere accidentally and my cat pooped on the floor. What was the question again?

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a lot of cum. Sounds like cum WON!

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Too late cum already won. Which reminds me, I have a date with the 40tb of girl cock porn that I keep on the server in my parents basement, no homo though.

unzips

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the only times i've ever been employed and made a livable wage while doing it was at a job with policies like this, and it was because I was basically the only employee they had ever found that could comply with such absurd expectations. You have to miss a day at some point sooner or later. Which is why I no longer work there. Was being able to have that one dentist appointment 6 years ago worth it? No it was not.

share your x11 and wayland configs. Unless you're one of those people that only needs 1 of them and hasn't figured out how tf to get all that shit to work.

op either was unable to get hicolor graphics drivers to work or prefers the solid blue bar to the blue/light blue gradient. Back in the day this was known as being a noob. Now where did I put my dentures..?

 

Or are they different?

 

I promise I'm not hiding another asshole inside my asshole, but, like, not if I have to prove it.

 

I am the real not Robert. Cum will win. AMA.

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