MyNamesTotallyRobert

this is how cum will win

The Ohio Supreme Court ruled that boneless chicken tenders are allowed to have bones in them. Boneless chicken tenders are usually an absolute S-tier food but they become F tier if I have to actually deal with the fucking bones. Fuck Ohio.

Litigation via anus is gay regardless of which genders are involved. This detail however is only relevant for tax filing purposes.

If your weekend plans consisted of pooping and cumming a lot you can still do that, just give it to me after you're done playing with it.

only if you cum in my butt since cum WINS

it all makes sense now. That's why there are so many train accidents where they crash into vehicles crossing the road. I was always taught growing up that we are supposed to place vehicles on railroad crossings to offer them up as a sacrifice to the train gods because if you please the gods by making the right offering it lowers egg prices.

What if you go to space and it turns out Ohio is just a giant cock?

It's all cock?

pulls gun always has been

cum wins

You must be in the penis upper class.

Must be nice living somewhere that you can afford to get foreign obstructions removed from your asshole every other weekend along with a complimentary blowjob.

In 1492 George Washington accidentally let the pimps out when he discovered the moon.

I just tried and I shoved it so far up my ass the tape measure was cumming out my mouth and then I cummed everywhere accidentally and my cat pooped on the floor. What was the question again?

That's a lot of cum. Sounds like cum WON!