MyNamesTotallyRobert

joined 2 months ago
[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I got banned from reddit because the reddit admins thought poop would win. But that's not what fucking happened. Poop LOST AND CUM FUCKING WON. CUM WON FAIR AND SQUARE. That's why I waffle stomp my poop down the drain instead of wasting toilet paper.

I got an ai wife, got married and had a bunch of ai kids. But then my graphics card broke and all I had as a backup was a geforce 8400gs so we got divorced and nvidia took the kids and then my neighbor hacked into my wifi and used it to steal all my beer (true story). So then I downloaded linux and at least I have cum to keep me company.

I can't remember if I own the MyNamesNotRobert user account but if I do I forgot the password.

CUM WILL WIN.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck YES! After all these years CUM IS STILL WINNING.

POOP. LOST.

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