Some people haven't ever been banned from Applebee's for asking staff about their anal virginity over and over even after repeated warnings and it shows.
MyNamesTotallyRobert
joined 3 months ago
What would happen if as soon as a Lemmy user starts getting political, a random woman or man (depending on their preferences) starts giving them a blow job until completion ?
I either get so drunk I drink an entire river of water trying to not get hungover or so high I eat all the food in a 100mi radius. What should I be doing instead if I just want to CUM?
What would happen if as soon as a Lemmy user starts getting political, a random woman or man (depending on their preferences) starts giving them a blow job until completion ?
Depends. If I fit an entire boob into my mouth does that count as half a pair of balls? What about the time that one guy fit an entire basketball up his ass without waiting before marriage does that count, since your ass is connected to your mouth and is basically the same thing? By that logic I could fit at least a pair of cocks in my mouth, no homo though.
This is some serious shit here. I'm in an emergency situation and just tried reaching out to Paw Patrol. I was informed that this is a cartoon show and that the Paw Patrol is not real. What do I do?
hmm good point. When they shut down r/PoopIsland just to escape my shitposts about poop (they seriously shut it down because they didn't want people talking about poop anymore) I kind of just got salty about it, but that was years ago.
I could post indisputable proof that cum did indeed win but it would be, ahem, highly inappropriate. Maybe there's a community on lemmynsfw that wouldn't ban me for doing it.
Here is a diagram of how my neighbor stole my beer.
Yes but you can always reset your virginity by pooping in the womens' restroom. And I don't mean in the toilet.