Necrosynthetik
Who says we don't? I wore one out tonight. 
Hello, I am once again asking for you to release that woman from the hole.
They are a fun little tool for hardware hacking and teaching yourself more about what it can do. I bought one last year.
Nobody said you had to eat their taint.
Fuck red states. If people want to deny other people assistance in times of need, I say we do the same to them.
Who hasn't been waterboarded with their own piss?
I actually have a story involving GirlVinyl. She had my best friend kicked out of DEFCON one year because he showed up and did meet-and-greets with some of the women from the porno he had made and was selling, which was themed around naked women teaching you to hack.
Coming up next on Mythbusters...
I can't imagine willingly telling people I was a libertarian in the internet.
Give it a few thousand years and he might be in the same museum.
You seem like an absolutely charming and fun person to spend time around.