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The article that OP was trying to link to: https://pkinsight.com/assassins-creed-shadows-story/

I guess people didn't get your reference: https://xkcd.com/936/

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Yes it's utterly ridiculous. I don't care, it's still a masterpiece of absurdity to me. That 13% on RT is a shame.

Also how has it been 23 years since its release.

I wouldn't say 81% fresh and a 7/10 are necessarily bad. I might rate it a little higher personally, but those are decent scores.

Though as Coaxil says, given curent events I'm not sure I can ever re-watch it. :(

Trademark lasts as long as the owner cares to keep renewing it.

They're probably misinterpreting "1%" for the more economic meaning it often has.

"I'm going to miss these flesh-stretching sessions, my dear."

Yes, dying from the most dangerous of human endeavors: small talk.

Tom Paris was in this? I had no idea. I need to rewatch.

I assume it's next to their popsicle stick skyscraper and 50ft magnifying glass.

You need to hit Enter twice (or put 2 spaces at the end of each entry), otherwise your newlines get ignored and your list runs together in one giant paragraph.