Pseudoscience

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[–] Pseudoscience@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I'm currently engaged to a dude with a name that DOESN'T start with "T." His middle name and last name are free from the curse as well.

I hope you have similar luck someday!

[–] Pseudoscience@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Did you end up dating a girl named Jen afterwards, by any chance? 🤣

I'm not one to judge. I had an on-and-off fling with a dude named Tyler, where it turned out I was the side chick all along. Then I got away from him by going on a yearlong internship at different locations, where I ended up dating a dude named Tyler (who went by "Ty") for a semester. And then a year later I dated "Taylor" for a couple weeks. And spent half a year getting over him, too. Lmao.

[–] Pseudoscience@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the tip! ♪⁠ ⁠\⁠(⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠\⁠ ⁠)

[–] Pseudoscience@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

They could at least put tape on it 😂

[–] Pseudoscience@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (15 children)

Do you copy and paste every time you use text emojis with specail characters? Do you have them saved on your phone/computer for easy access?

[–] Pseudoscience@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I bought my unlocked phone on Backmarket. Works great so far.

[–] Pseudoscience@lemm.ee 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Too many choices have been made here

[–] Pseudoscience@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago (13 children)

This dude must be colorblind. I've never seen pink Melatonin!

[–] Pseudoscience@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

I'm getting those vibes, too

[–] Pseudoscience@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I get the 🐢 and the 🐰, but what's with the random human? Is there a piece of the metaphor that I'm missing?