Puttaneska

In the UK a ‘bike lane’ is almost always just a white line on a road that you could cycle on before.

…I had to think about that one!

Another one common one:

PLEASE USE BOTH LANES

Good one.

Reminds me of THIS DOOR IS ALARMED.

Uncanny.

Do you fall over often?

I’d never heard of him until a couple of years ago I saw a video of his version of Black Sabbath’s, Changes, right here on Reddit.

This is great

Used to work with an Australian woman who described her headlights as on full beam on a cold day in the UK

Same in the UK :-(

Saw them when this album came out. On with The The, I think. V good.

It’s all good now, thanks.

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Yes, that's a 9V battery compartment.

Ok, I've just realised how blonde I've been: the volume/tone and pick-up selector knobs were stopping the control panel from lifting off. They just pull off and then all is fine.

Unfortunately, the switch and pot are soldered into the PCB board, which would make it a bit trickier to replace them. I'm pretty happy with soldering wires but I've never tackled a PCB board.