SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's the point.

Set the bar low, but just high enough that tons of people still trip over it.

Sit back and enjoy the comment wars.

The people who are confident but wrong are too proud to admit they were wrong even if they realize it, and comment angrily.

The people who are right and know why, comment for corrections and some to show off how S-M-R-T they are.

The people who are wrong but willing to accept that just have their realization and probably don't think about it again. So do the people who don't know and/or care.

But those first two groups will keep the post going in both shares and comments, because "look at all these wrong people"

It's all designed to boost engagement.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the texture.

The taste is distinct, but not really bad. I don't mind the mild flavor left over in a sandwich that had a tomato slice.

But I can't stand the texture of a tomato. Not sure exactly why, but even a small chunk in soup or salsa makes me gag. I blend salsa up so it's consistent.

And onions are both for me. A tiny piece of onion will ruin the entire burrito. From the weird crunch to the taste that lingers even after I down a few chips and half my drink.

I go through onion powder fairly quick though, I add a little bit to a lot of my dishes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 20 points 1 week ago

You're not fooling anyone, Communist.

Congrats on winning the argument, anyone who gets told this. If their entire argument is "you're a commu-social-marxist" then they have no argument and they're delusionally living in the McCarthy age.

Who the fuck do you think you're talking to like this?

LMAO am I supposed to know who this guy is? Because this sounds like an "I'm so important you should have more respect and by respect I mean do what I say" but it could be a "you aren't fooling anyone" I suppose.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

200 XYZ employees are riding a metro line and 150 are in 3 busses, and they all decide to drive one day, OH look there are now up to 350 extra cars on the road today, all going to the same building.

Please tell me how it's XYZ employees themselves that create congestion and not the extra 350 cars, without saying something along the lines of "if they didn't all decide to drive that day" or "they should have done something else"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

Like that photo from America with all the gas stations, McDonald’s and stuff.

That's half the towns I drive through, usually right off a highway.

It's gross.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

Look at all those mostly/stopped cars I can breeze by on my bike...

I can smell this picture.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Call your step-brother?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm sure their massively inflated budget can handle it. Presumably the hikers pay their taxes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 20 points 1 week ago

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My two least favorite things individually, yet essential to so many delicious things.

I would immediately use them to make some food and bring it over.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have it on good authority that you may fascinate a woman by giving her cheese.

Although it looks like I'm two hours late on that reference...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Praise the Great Green Arkleseizure!

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