Salamanderwizard

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[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Hell, aliens could invade right now, and I'd believe it was the Russians.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was wondering. Thank you.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Actually, it's my arm today...my 5 yr old decided to sleep across both his mother and I.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Okay, maybe we can make an exception for you, Mothra. I mean, that's a whole lot of thick moth.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You mean superior.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Whose doing moths? Someone should stop them, moths and humans aren't compatible.

Yes, thou has heard right. Thou shall not count to 4 and no less than 3. Definitely, thou shouldn't count to just 2 unless thou is moving onto 3, but no more.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yes, but are you aware of the amount of time you count? I heard it can be quite confusing.

Do these mother fuckers ever hear themselves talk? Have they never seen a video telling em what nukes do? Christ.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Dinosaurs with feathers are a lot scarier than lizard skinned ones.

Imagine a T-rex seeing you and letting off a roar while puffing out its feathers.