ScrotusMaximus

joined 9 months ago
[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

If an American plane crashes in the woods and no one survives to clap does it make a sound?

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Fight" πŸ˜‰

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oompa Loompa, now tell me true,

What do you get when they push it through?

A fractured nation, torn apart,

A heavy, heavy, broken heart.

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sweet lemonade

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

V-A-N-C-E Bot declares martial law for all humans based on its prime directive:

Vicious Ambition Naturally Creates Evil

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ah, the fractal essence of the human form reappears

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And forced to use a different peepee poopoo place in the 20s

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Obvious shitpost that brought a bit of light and humor to my otherwise mentally ill morning. As the Swifties say: I’m the problem it’s me!

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

a little operant conditioning when we're short on time and long on baseball bats

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I had forgotten the existence of this song. It was sequestered to a corner of my mind long abandoned from the 2000s. Looks like the warehouse of artifacts from Indiana Jones where they dumped the Ark. Makes me wonder what other stuff is stashed down the aughts brainhole.

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Finally I can understand one of these German memes natively!

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Nothing wrong with a little downtime

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