Selmafudd

joined 2 years ago
[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

The piped worked for me in Australia, OG link did not

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Added bonus if you get 2 of them you can see behind you at the same time

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I know absolutely zero German but my guess is he is saying I guard my children??

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

It would be pretty fucked if the bottom was just two leg holes. You couldn't sit down comfortably.. you'd have to lay down and pray you don't roll away while you're suspended inside by you neck and angles.. but I guess looking good is never easy

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

No just the mornings

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is some enigma date code shit.. nearly broke my head trying to work out my birthday

Edit: fuck I see why my birthday wasn't making sense now, you have the same digit of day and year

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Mine does the same thing every morning, sits at her bowl, I open the cupboard door and pull out bag of food, start to tip it and as soon as the first tiny biscuit hits the bowl she fucking dives into it, her head pushing the bag away stopping me for adding more food so she snaps up the 10 or 12 that I managed to get in the bowl, then the other 10 or 12 that fell around the floor and then looks up at me and meows and I just stare back at her wondering if today is the day I stop owning a cat

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

It's all good. As an old man now I can confirm we stay cool, it's the kids that aren't with it.

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago
[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Honestly, because the name sounds shit.. fucking Aussie zone.. who came up with that?

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I was having a few drinks last weekend and you know that slight buzz you get when you're only a few drinks in? I thought how fucking good would it be to feel like that all the time.... Is that kind of what this shit does??

view more: ‹ prev next ›