Pirating here is super common too :3.. never used a VPN for it either hah :3
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One of the upsides of living in a predominantly catholic country :3
Now don't ask me to list all the downsides, the tradeoff isn't worth it x3
Tattoos also apparently taste bad, so they are also good at risk management, as they're avoiding cannibals
Im not christian, so easter for me is just an additional day off hah x3
Crafting doesn't actually require remembering anything since they added the recipe book. Also on peaceful you don't go hungry, so no farming for food :p
I mean.. I taught people how to play video games with minecraft, and it's not that hard.. the only way I see this failing is if you plan on doing nothing to help learn the game and you just want something to boot up and leave your partner to figure it out
As an outsider looking in.. aren't they always in full meltdown mode?
Pollution pollution, we got smog and sewage and mud! Turn on your tap, and get hot and cold running crud🎵
I don't think it's that complex? I mean.. most of it is just wasd + space, and the 2 mouse buttons which I'd consider to just be the basic controls for any game really, short of just walking simulators that require no mouse clicks, or VNs that require no keyboard
Oh and minecraft if you own that :3
That's also pretty simple controls wise.. just play on peaceful to start
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Oh maybe something like stardew valley too, though that does have combat in the mines which may be a challenge :3
I suddenly remembered all the games only after making my first comment hah x3
I was gonna say portal but you already had that idea hah
The other option is start her off with dark souls and tell her it's one of the easy games, to really test the strength of your relationship /j
Oh yeah definitely :3.. I mean with that guy it just started with being obsessed with the military, and then it was ww2 tactics, and then ww2 nazi tactics, and then suddenly there are swastikas drawn everywhere.. so at least some of it was totally going through the nazi pipeline
Kinda wonder what he's up to now :3
Mah man, that's just what the cannibals want you to think! /j