Techmaster

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[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Watch what happens when people eventually discover what completely flat panels of sheet metal do in heavy wind.

There is literally a reason why no other auto manufacturer uses flat body panels on cars.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Once you have enough money you can make even more by betting against others' success.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

The advertisers are leaving Twixxer, but don't worry, Elon, the Jews probably won't replace them.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

McDonald's probably does care, but their minimum wage employees don't.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

I'll believe it when I see it. (I won't)

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Everybody knows you're supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

She sees things that other people don't see.

Like Jess Bezos' penis.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's facetious humor. If you think being turned into a white person sucks, imagine being born one.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Imagine being born looking white. It happened to me once.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Definitely not. Haven't you met one before?

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