TheAristocrat

George Carlin did suggest that humanity's purpose on earth was to create plastic.

You can see when they banned porn on Tumblr.

My personal favorite insurance story comes from a neurologist I know. They were trying to get a prior authorization approved for a curative hemispherectomy. For those outside the medical field, that basically boils down to removing half of someone's brain to try to cure an uncontrollable seizure disorder. This is usually limited to patients under 4 years old to maximize motor and language development, but I digress. After much arguing with the insurance representative, it was approved on the grounds that the patient only gets one.

https://youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8

One of the finest music videos of all time, for those looking for the source.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bf10VpY73M0&si=diaRf_Udclog7qdQ

I'm sure it's disabled at hospitals by default to prevent exporting protected patient information. Right?

The importance of proper punctuation rears its head.

I totally agree. It's one thing to just decrease the enemy health, but you can decrease their damage or aim like stormtroopers. On top of that, research, recovery, and build times can be decreased or resource costs and income adjusted. There are so many ways to make the game easier or harder.

Now that he doesn't have to worry about getting reelected, he doesn't have to pussyfoot around anymore.

The Minion rendition of Happy by Pharell Williams. I dare not even look it up for fear I might have to hear it again.

They are contracting Triton Submarines to do it, and they look pretty legit.