UnixSlvt42

joined 2 months ago
[–] UnixSlvt42@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Take care of him. His name is Geraldo and he must be bathed every night at exactly 17:34 or he will summon Azathoth from his slumber. World's fate is your hands. Gotta go.

[–] UnixSlvt42@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

Can I offer you an nice egg in this trying time?

 

For your health!

 

Hi :)

[–] UnixSlvt42@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

True, but this is just a dumb satire on basiclemmon98's post that erroneously conflates individualism with capitalism. It's not a political statement to take seriously.

 

THE CISCO KID WAS A FRIEND OF MINE!
HE DRANK WHISKEY PANCHO DRANK THE WINE!

 

Idk why I made this

[–] UnixSlvt42@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 weeks ago

You said there would be no fact checking.

[–] UnixSlvt42@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I just picked a font that looked like the Facebook posts. I'm more into typos than typography. I only know boulders & italians

Time to deliver a pizza ball!

 

The key to a good conspiracy theory is throwing in enough partially true things to achieve suspension of disbelief. Oh and bigotry helps.

This person politics!

[–] UnixSlvt42@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

The "left-right" spectrum is too vague to be of any real use.

"leftist unity" is just "trickle down economics" for Marxists.

[–] UnixSlvt42@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

Groated and porridge pilled