Yermaw

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

He tried but

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There's a fun hypothetical scenario where there's a snail coming to get you. It always knows where you are and it never sleeps or dies. It's coming. If it touches you you're dead.

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hands up anyone who's surprised

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 69 points 1 week ago (6 children)

It's surprising to me that married people are falling for this shit. I thought it was just incels desperate for anything that might give them a chance or an excuse.

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How did you know she was hungry?

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 59 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Can we cool it with the atrocities for a bit?

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Reading this 2 months later, when USAball hits China and they've got a bigger bat ready like the dog from tom and jerry

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What an odd thing to say

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're right on the money. We're getting double the oblivion!

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago

One of the daftest people I ever met managed to beat 3 of us at once at chess. Would routinely kick my ass every time and it wasn't even close.

The kind of person who absolutely would have injected bleach to cure covid.

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'd say you're a pretty good person. Taking responsibility and accountability for your past actions and learning from them is a good thing.

You did shitty things. We've all done wrong at some point in our lives. As long as you're actively trying to be better today than you were yesterday, you're alright.

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