ZeroCool

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[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

CDs, including Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ’Em by MC Hammer

Nice.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Muskrats are always the least informed people in the room when it concerns Elon Musk. It'd be a lot funnier if it weren't so damn easy to find the actual facts. There's really no excusing it, they're just willfully ignorant.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's been almost 27 years since the first Austin Powers movie and the world still doesn't have any sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 81 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It’s not surprising. Mostly because, ya know, they aren’t actually sorry.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many do you think there were?

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Normal people: Serling. Although it’s often understandably confused with ‘Sterling’ as that’s a more familiar word and sounds very similar.

Idiots: No, no, no, I am from a parallel universe.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is so sad? Spending 17 years rage baiting people on the internet?

Imagine how deeply disappointed his parents must feel.

Remember little Kevin from down the street? He’s a doctor with a private practice now and he and his wife just had their first child!

Whatever mom, I got 100 downvotes on Lemmy today. Where are my fucking pizza bagels? I’m starving over here!

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's nice dear.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

I’ve been trying to get a comment to -50 and thought that one would do it

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[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

LMAO this dude's reaction to a joke about cliché Hallmark movies:

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[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)
 
 
 
 

"I said, 'Dad, I have to go, if this is the last time we talk, I love you,'" Henderson recalled. "I lost my mom a few years ago, so my dad is like my lifeline. Just saying goodbye to him was tough."

 
 
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