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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago

Some girls like to have 37 cups, however, temporarily between these two girls they can have 1 cup and that is okay!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Or the movie about "the bus that couldn't stop"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I propose a movie about dinosaurs released in San Diego.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 8 hours ago

Aw! It's Satan gray! No wait, its pure evil blue, its a trump!. Nah! If you look closely you'll notice all the buildings belonged to poor defenseless people. So it's probably a rich evil asshole!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 8 hours ago

But the same dads driving.... Just pull into thus driveway to do the u-turn! Sure! They don't mind! Its a driveway!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

But if you drink the same silver pills you'll have that unique RFK voice. Well it won't be unique if RFK also has it. And you won't need a tan anymore! You'll practically be transitions! Just like transitions glasses, with enough silver in your skin you'll change colors out in the sun! Yey! Everybody wins!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -4 points 12 hours ago

Its great! And if you pop the miniature eyes that grow behind your ear in the first month, you don't have to get them surgically removed! A lot of people might think "hmm extra eyes! Heck yeah!" But what they don't get is how weird everything looks from behind. And the blinking! Nobody wants to be behind you and watch you blink. But you just pop them first sight and you'll be happy as a clown!... Clam! Sorry!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago

I don't know, even 7am (at some home depots only maybe? ) I remember the 2x4's had already been picked thru. No, this Saturday was definetly a no sale type of wood pile. Maybe artificially wet to keep it from obtaining its true home depot dumbledwarf magic wand waviness.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 19 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

A little unrelated but still related... I went to the JohnDepo this weekend to get some 2X4...yeah they still look good from far away but every single stick is warped, wet, splintered and such. But this time what really stroke me was that it was Saturday morning 9am and all shelves with the 2x4x10' and 8' were full to the top.

You know what that means if you know what it means. But let me say it: Nobody's buying! Nobody's working on a weekend project or house extensions or improvements. My 500k house now sits a few streets away from a 2mil dollar house. Like there's absolutely nobody who would want a house in my neighborhood for 2million. C'mon! There's just no way, no how. It boggles the mind that they even finished the stupid thing and put that price on it.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 18 hours ago

This but the hands displaying "how big it was"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 18 hours ago

In Kenmore WA, you could hear a pin drop. The birds sang and you could hear your self think. It was weirdly quiet.

 
 

We were promised a technological future with ways to search for things of interest, find out how to get to places on a map, etc. Instead the government can now track us in our daily lives anywhere and everywhere we go 24/7. That would be great in a world where the government is of the people, by the people and for the people. However in reality they want to find us and send us to el Salvador. WTF!

Until things change, I am not buying a single electronic device. Not an iPad or a TV or an empty-tree player. This is ridiculous. And now we can't even know anything because all news is coming from the Murdocks and they just killed off NPR and PBS. This is how the bad part of the story starts.

See you all in a fire pit somewhere!

 

When do ripped jeans stop being fashionable?

 

Here's something my cousin AI told me:

Ah, a classic brain stretcher—let’s do the math and find out how long it would take to count to the U.S. national debt. First, let’s grab some numbers.

Step 1: What's the current U.S. national debt?

As of early 2025, it's roughly $34 trillion (that’s 34,000,000,000,000).

Step 2: How long does it take to say a number?

On average, it takes about 1 second to say a small number, but that time increases as numbers get longer (e.g., saying “two” is fast; saying “thirty-four trillion, seven hundred twenty-eight billion…” is a mouthful). But for a rough estimate, let’s just say 1 number per second.

Step 3: Do the math

34,000,000,000,000 numbers × 1 second per number =
34 trillion seconds

Convert that to years: 34,000,000,000,000 ÷ (60 × 60 × 24 × 365.25) ≈
1,078,000,000 years — over a billion years to count it all out.

So, if you started at 0 when the dinosaurs roamed Earth, you’d still be counting right now, and you’d still have a long way to go.

Want me to start with “one… two…” for old times' sake?

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Would you could you.
Drink pink ink with a jink?
It would be hard, don't you think?
Just install your toilets with a kink!

 

punZero, we use dollars in the USA

 

There could be a salad dressing!

 

They are somehow legally, probably thanks to Trump, going to let kids pay for things online!

Well, let me tell you something Google, that wallet thing is so very much going to stay 1000% empty dry thank you! Lol I hope you guys stay super excited about that monthly service bill cuz I not giving my kid money to buy anything online. And if I want them up there I'll put them right there LOL!

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