altphoto

joined 4 weeks ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -2 points 1 week ago

No no, we're cool. I'm totally for freedom of Satanism in everyday lives. I'm a non believer. I think all religions as practically bullshit equally. Thus all religions should stay off the government.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

Sounds like a migrant I would love to hear about accidentally taken to el Salvador.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

We don't want to go anywhere, those places don't want us there, the government doesn't want us to go there or come back from there. So I think we found the problem.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Buying soda and candy. I can get behind a worm for that one. Just ban those things already. But I would step on that worm right after. The guy is clearly crazy. And too old. I wouldn't want anyone to suffer from whatever self inflicted speech impediment this guy has.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's cool I was wondering if it was in English too. I think it would be an interesting thing to show my kids.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Hold on, here's a report that my wife is looking for a better CEO! No, nope, I'm sorry, its absolute false. We are a happy couple. Couple means two. She was definitely not looking for a new CEO.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

The truth about hemorrhoids comes out.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Back in the 80's or 90's there was this one show in Spanish "Erase Una Vez LA Vida". You just have your kids watch that a few times and they will be experts in the human body. Including the knowledge of how viruses are always lurking around trying to fuck us all up:

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Remember this morning when you were having cereal.. You took one spoon full, then another. That is more! You had one more! Learning is fun!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 60 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Its difficult to explain but I'll try:

It's more expensive.

I'm sorry if I lost some of you. Its just difficult to grasp. You might need a PhD for this.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Shit in old. My kids are less than 10.

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