altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Today its luggage. I'm gonna need a lube wale...a belube wale.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is that stuff on his face removable?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

That guy looks like he's ready to murder some brown people's history books right about now!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds pretty shameful to me. My company has controllers in the machines we make. But we recycle everything. We don't sell to individuals so our numbers are not significant. Anyway, the point being that we factor in the cost of recycling everything on the machine. We also comply with rohs 3 and reduce unnecessary stupid materials. But again we are a small place and don't sell direct. I think that for consumers there should be some sort of regulatory body of the government that limits the use of materials to only those that can be easily recyclable and or disposed of without environmental impact.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They should shame the companies who make those things.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago

We did however find many recently dug mini basements! There were lots of stinky people in them. We didn't stop to ask because of the stink and I think you need to dig to go into the basements and many only fit one person. We did see a bunch of community basements and oh man those stunk! You know like road kill? Like that but worse! ......hmmm.....WAIT a god dammed minute! Those were bunkers! Wow! Incredible! And here we were thinking they were basements! But only some had a little house on them with a cross to fool us into thinking they were Christian! No! Those were bunkers!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago

Their Medicare proposal:

Hard punches on the face stomach and genitalia.

Democrats:

No punching of any part of the body. Necessary surgery and medicine.

Compromise:

Soft punching or hard slapping parts of your body. No surgery or meds but optional cuts and bruises.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

So you can take the square root of that:

5x+7integral from 5z to 9x derivative of deltaT minus minus multiply times 3. Figure 1

Figure 1 shows a typical lizard living in a square root.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You can open up your own Lemmy instance and ban politics from it.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We need an attendant on the dildo and shaving isle! A customer has a question on the vibration and battery life. Beth, that's probably a you question!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago

Probably working on windows 13 on a direct Elon special implant with autodoxing and auto migrant deport reporting of brown people.

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