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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

But if you drink the same silver pills you'll have that unique RFK voice. Well it won't be unique if RFK also has it. And you won't need a tan anymore! You'll practically be transitions! Just like transitions glasses, with enough silver in your skin you'll change colors out in the sun! Yey! Everybody wins!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

I don't know, even 7am (at some home depots only maybe? ) I remember the 2x4's had already been picked thru. No, this Saturday was definetly a no sale type of wood pile. Maybe artificially wet to keep it from obtaining its true home depot dumbledwarf magic wand waviness.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 20 points 3 days ago (3 children)

A little unrelated but still related... I went to the JohnDepo this weekend to get some 2X4...yeah they still look good from far away but every single stick is warped, wet, splintered and such. But this time what really stroke me was that it was Saturday morning 9am and all shelves with the 2x4x10' and 8' were full to the top.

You know what that means if you know what it means. But let me say it: Nobody's buying! Nobody's working on a weekend project or house extensions or improvements. My 500k house now sits a few streets away from a 2mil dollar house. Like there's absolutely nobody who would want a house in my neighborhood for 2million. C'mon! There's just no way, no how. It boggles the mind that they even finished the stupid thing and put that price on it.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

This but the hands displaying "how big it was"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

In Kenmore WA, you could hear a pin drop. The birds sang and you could hear your self think. It was weirdly quiet.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Somewhere between every man (and woman) for her (him) self and a general safety net for all the truth lies. And it's probably closer to the safety net. There's an awful lot of last stupid people, a few hardworking smart and educated people, lots of hardworking smart people and a few handful of rich assholes. Somehow we're all trapped in this flying ball of dirt.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Except purple, green, and other non-life compatible people colors. They got other problems to worry about temporarily before the inevitable dull pink gray color sets in. I'm sure they would still enjoy the music given a choice.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She's a woman yes. But her following is composed of people of all colors and genders.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Its a Toy Yoda! ....oh a Toyota! Darn. Okay, it's still good.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Let me explain Catholic religious beliefs. If you get a vagina, you're a girl. If you get a penis, you're a boy. If you get a big penis, you're well endowed. If you get big boobs, you got plastic surgery. If you get a penis and big boobs, you're the devil and must die, you're everywhere and everyone and can hear my thoughts when I poop. Same if you have a penis but you used to have a vagina. There are various other combinations regarding clothes where you keep your penis but you tuck it away. Women who dressed as men have on occasions been heroes like Milan, but I can't think up any at the moment. They're mostly witches and must be burnt. Amen! Oh but if you got a penis and you like men...hmmm that's evil. Amen again! And rich assholes are totally fine.

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