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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Except purple, green, and other non-life compatible people colors. They got other problems to worry about temporarily before the inevitable dull pink gray color sets in. I'm sure they would still enjoy the music given a choice.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She's a woman yes. But her following is composed of people of all colors and genders.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Its a Toy Yoda! ....oh a Toyota! Darn. Okay, it's still good.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Let me explain Catholic religious beliefs. If you get a vagina, you're a girl. If you get a penis, you're a boy. If you get a big penis, you're well endowed. If you get big boobs, you got plastic surgery. If you get a penis and big boobs, you're the devil and must die, you're everywhere and everyone and can hear my thoughts when I poop. Same if you have a penis but you used to have a vagina. There are various other combinations regarding clothes where you keep your penis but you tuck it away. Women who dressed as men have on occasions been heroes like Milan, but I can't think up any at the moment. They're mostly witches and must be burnt. Amen! Oh but if you got a penis and you like men...hmmm that's evil. Amen again! And rich assholes are totally fine.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

In 2006 they knew! They knew recycling goes to trash and they didn't tell us!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I heard that episode before. Its good stuff. Unfortunately reality includes other people. Today, Sunday, I was driving from the local park to the house with all my kids onboard. The road starts as a 30mph and a minivan was following very closely behind my bumper. The road changes idiotically to a 25mph zone. So I slow down. Its 25 everywhere... Painted on the floor and on a blinking speedometer sign showing your speed and the required 25mph. The van start almost kissing my bumper. I make my left turn into our street and as I'm making the turn the guy honks and steps on it. Those people need to be bus riders. They are dangerous.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Probably carries a brown person with him as "friend"... Look my friend is brown! I feed my friend a combination of dry and wet foods such a doritos, tacos and tamales. He is happy. Why don't we ask him how happy he is!?

"Por favor, diganle a mi familia que los quiero y que porf"....he says he loves doritos and to tell his family about the incredible flavor! See? He is very happy. And he carries my various laptops for me.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

But according to everyone who has been to Japan, they have a weird way to be racist. Like people in Mexico... "No somos racistas!.....but then "negro negrito cara de mi...." And "guero guerejo patas de conejo!" And in general there's quite a bit of open racism that nobody questions. In Japan, you can't go into certain restaurants or bath houses. And Japanese people tend to not marry outside of their nationality. Allegedly.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago

At a reasonable 3 -$5k.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And I want to be able to buy a small kei truck.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago

We should work on separated bike paths to narrow down the street.

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