bitofhope

joined 2 years ago
[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I wrote down some theorems and looked at them through a microscope and actually discovered the objectively correct solution to ethics. I won't tell you what it is because science should be kept secret (and I could prove it but shouldn't and won't).

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The headline is a bit of a crash blossom, but if you read the article, the comments in this thread, or even the title itself carefully enough, you should be able to parse it. If not, I'll help:

A startup company named "11x", whose business model is AI sales, claims to have customers for its software (which incidentally doesn't work), who in fact are not their customers.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is not funny. My best friend died of whatever. If y'all didn't hate saltman so much maybe he'd still be here with us.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 12 points 3 months ago

I know the GNU Infant Manipulation Program can be a little unintuitive and clunky sometimes, but it is quite powerful when you get used to it. Also why does everyone always look at me weird when I say that?

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Surely not, their whole dev team is made of 11x programmers!

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's when you combine sex toys with remote control, typically over the internet.

Applications include obvious things such as synchronizing a vibrator to the action in an adult video to enhance immersion, kinky play like letting a partner or audience member control a tactically placed vibe, or even humorously creative stuff like using an artificial vagina as a video game controller. There is some quite interesting and fun work being done in the area, such as the Buttplug protocol.

Based on your username you might already be familiar with all this, though.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can we make "low-background media" a thing?

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The world was not quite ready for the FleshLathe.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 10 points 3 months ago

Overcoming Bias (by renaming "bias" into "priors")

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 5 points 3 months ago

or worse

Man, I'm getting tired of these remakes.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 8 points 3 months ago

TechTakes (business model: potluck for n-gate)

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nice detective work. The second time I got one of those I figured it resembles the false flag channel ad spammers on IRC. I still wonder occasionally what #superbowl at supermets did for someone to go on a multi-year spamming campaign against them.

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