bitofhope

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[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 12 points 5 months ago

Wingnuts genuinely think corporations having a rainbow colored version of their logo on social media in June is proof they're being controlled by a cabal of woke soy sjw leftists.

Meanwhile corporations the second Donald Trump is in the office again:

Gif of a man dressed as Adolf Hitler saying "I am Adolf Hitler"

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 10 points 5 months ago

Making my service slightly worse once again to own the libs.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 12 points 5 months ago

Thank you for shedding light on the matter. I never realized that 69b model is a pisstillation of Lligma peepee point poopoo, that is to say it complicates the outpoop of Lligma4.20 while using the creepbleakR1 house design for better processing deficiency. Now I finally realize that any criticism of Kraftwerk's 1978 hit Das Model is just criticism of Sugma80085 and not deepthroatR1.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Imagine being afraid of allusions to classic literature in your own native language.

It's fine to miss a reference. I do it all the time and make my friends do the same. Not getting a reference is not a punishment to you, it's a bonus to those who do get it.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, thankfully little happening here, too. Checks Finnish news oh, apparently a cop guarding the president's house killed himself in November. Also some expert's "this kind of Muskian coup could not happen here because that would be illegal" shirt is raising questions already answered by his shirt.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 14 points 5 months ago

Headline "Heartwarming: The Worst People You Know Are All Fighting" with a picture of Josep Maria García, the man from the "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" article, grinning happily

Evergreen reaction image.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The gov is currently just another faction of the fash infighting.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dear acausal robot God, that was cathartic. Refreshing to see a mainstream journalist see through techbro weirdo uwu smol bean antics for what they are, especially after so many credulous puff pieces.

This includes the Guardian (twice), the Wall Street Journal, the Philadelphia Inquirer, CBC News, Business Insider, Bloomberg, and Dallas Magazine, among many, many others. My industry peers very clearly want me to know about these people—a lot about them!

I knew that a couple of outlets had done profiles of them lately, but I didn't realize they were attention whoring this hard. Maybe their thing isn't a breeding kink after all, but exhibitionism.

I also didn't know about the child abuse, though I could have seen it coming without subjecting myself to two Grauniad bits on these fuckers^1^.

And then there’s the slap. The most notable aspect of the Guardian’s May 2024 profile—which, again, profiled them twice in the same year—was a moment when Malcolm slaps his son in the face, in public, after the then-2-year-old accidentally bumped into a table, leaving the boy “whimpering.” To her credit, reporter Jenny Kleeman didn’t let this go, forcing the couple to defend this punishment.

1: Don't even know if "fucker" is appropriate here given these bougie failchildren are apparently opting for IVF for the actual baby making part.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 13 points 5 months ago

Send her my thanks for her service! o7

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No worries. I do agree ransomware industry might not have taken off or at least might have taken off a lot slower if the victims had to make a gold mule video game character or mail cash or precious metals through seedy relay addresses to pay the ransom. So I'll habe to credit cryptocurrency, if not necessarily blockchain per se, for that dubious achievement.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I know, that's why I'm giving them this one.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 14 points 5 months ago

I think you'll find Guangdong did a lot of the actual building.

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