bitofhope

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[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 5 points 3 weeks ago

I bet I could win a conversation against any LLM ant day.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 6 points 3 weeks ago

Also the big fuckoff wave motion laser cannon thing is aimed through the ship itself.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Maximilien Robespierre

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 5 points 3 weeks ago

Furiously drafting the Tibermax specification.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If a container ship ever arrives or departs the landlocked Vatican City, that is some credible evidence of an act of God.

inb4 the Papal State peacefully annexes parts of Fiumicino and Civitavecchia

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 3 points 3 weeks ago

Dowhammer 40k is real!

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 6 points 3 weeks ago

In the land of ball-busting, the one-balled is king.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are you telling me it's improbable that the equivalent of every single American and then some liked that video?

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fucking anti-khaganate propaganda. Real ones know this is the true version of that progress image.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Wow, that's some venomously hateful text.

new york city truly is a first and fourth word city overlayed atop each other

Jesus Christ learn what words mean. Even if you use "Third World" to mean "poor countries", fourth world is not a thing and people living in extreme poverty in developing countries are in fact not better off than non Wall Street New Yorkers.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 7 points 3 weeks ago

Not even a thank you

United Healthcare of all things is green though.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 6 points 4 weeks ago

Chart 7"THE REAL POLITICAL SPECTRUM"

On the left "SERVANTS OF THE AEONS", humanoid energy beings among space nebulae. On the right "SLAVES OF THE ARCHONS", reptilian humanoids.

The spectrum from left to right, with symbols in parentheses:

  • Gnosis(Ringed cross): Release from the mortal coil renders politics useless. All achieve oneness with the Monad and harmony is restored to the cosmos. See: The Nag Hammadi Library
  • Erisianism (chaos star): Total freedom. Management of affairs is unnecessary as universally well aligned chakras promote benevolent behaviour from all. See: Atlantis
  • Syndicalism (five-pointed star): Public participation in institutions is combined with no state. Affairs are managed at the local level. See: The Pirate Kingdom of Libertalia
  • Libertarianism (Gadsden rattlesnake): Public oversight of institutions is combined with a limited state. Affairs are managed at the local level. See: Early United States
  • Republicanism (classical colonnade): Influence of industry and finance on the state is controlled by a constitution and a system of check and balances. See: Early United States
  • Corporatocracy (dollar sign): State and industry form a de-facto alliance. Resource allocation subject to secret policy favouring the elite. See: The United States, European Union
  • Communism (hammer and sickle): Industry and state inseparable. Resource allocation subject to central policy. See: Soviet Russia, North Korea
  • Fascism (swastika): Industry and state inseparable. Resource allocation and reproduction subject to central policy. Eugenics in effect. See: Nazi Germany.
  • Monarchism (crown): All resources under the authority of hereditary elite. Elite practices eugenics in its own ranks. Underclass viewed as different species. See*: Feudal Europe*
  • Illuminism (eye of providence): Elite and underclass now form two distinct species. All world's resources controlled by the elite. All activities subject to central policy. See: Brave New World, Nineteen-Eighty Four

Chart 8A conventional two-axis (Left/Right, Authoritarian/Libertarian) political compass chart. Authoritarian left, authoritarian right, and libertarian right all represented by a spooky profile portrait of Max Stirner smoking a cigar. Libertarian Left quadrant contains a smaller image of the diagram itself, which contains still smaller image of the diagram itself, except the libertarian left quadrant says "decentralized chomskian anarcho-molotov-cocktailism" in unreadably small type.

I feel I've lost enough sanity transcribing these that I'm almost ready to make a political compass chart myself.

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