blakestacey

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[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 26 points 6 months ago (17 children)

eigenrobot:

almost every smart person I talk to in tech is in favor of mandatory eugenic polygynous marriages in order to deal with the fertility crisis. people are absolutely fed up with the lefty approach of using generational insolvency as a pretextual cudgel to install socialism.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 7 points 6 months ago

Ah, Huntsville. Where the downtown convention hall is the Werner von Braun Center.

🎶 the man whose allegiance is ruled by expedience 🎶

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Gauss–Jordan elimination, maybe?

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 22 points 6 months ago

"Your mother was volatile with poor control last night, Trebek!"

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 10 points 6 months ago

Musk lookin' like he just sipped from the wrong Grail in that photo

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 78 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it's a brutal mog."

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Fortune magazine reports:

In separate investigations completed by the blockchain firms Chaos Labs and Inca Digital and shared exclusively with Fortune, analysts found that Polymarket activity exhibited signs of wash trading, a form of market manipulation where shares are bought and sold, often simultaneously and repeatedly, to create a false impression of volume and activity. Chaos Labs found that wash trading constituted around one-third of trading volume on Polymarket’s presidential market, while Inca Digital found that a “significant portion of the volume” on the market could be attributed to potential wash trading, according to its report.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 5 points 6 months ago

A reminder that we have a music recommendation thread for recommendations of sounds that are better than slop.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Altman's line is what you write when you have nothing novel to say about physics but really, really want to say disparaging things about gay people.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Consider also Sam Altman, who once argued that “we have to allow people to say disparaging things about gay people if we want them to be able to say novel things about physics”

Good grief, I had forgotten about that.

As a queer physicist, what can I say but "suck a bag of dicks, dipshit"?

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 19 points 6 months ago

[ChatGPT interrupts a Scrabble game, spills the tiles onto the table, and rearranges THEY ARE SO GREAT into TOO MANY SECRETS]

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