bleistift2

joined 1 year ago
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Würde ein Drittweltstaat so mit Flüchtlingen umgehen, würde man ihn der Folter bezichtigen.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

it has come in clutch a few times

Massive disrespect for not learning a thing.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

To paraphrase a German comedian (I’m not even sure who said it).

Women, if you want a man, don’t be subtle. Stop with the playing with your hair and the dreamy looks. Men are stupid. They don’t pick up on that. If you want him, go to him, and say “You, me, sex!”

(Slightly adapted to fit the medium text better.)

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

Dann eben das gute alte System.out.println() … oder was auch immer das Äquivalent in deiner Sprache ist.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (12 children)

In solchen Fällen singe ich spontan einen Lobgesang auf denjenigen, der den Entkäferer erfunden hat. Ich frage mich, was Programmierer früher gemacht haben, als das Programm ihnen noch nicht selbst erklärt hat, was es tut.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

That image you linked requires authentication to download.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Was there supposed to be a “not” under that yellow blotch in the speech bubble?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I think the homeowners are right regardless. You don’t need to be a genius to figure out that even a moderately higher population density increases transportation demand. Even doubling the density could affect traffic considerably.

Now before the haters come out: I’m not saying that the transportation demand must be addressed by more or bigger roads.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look at the last table in my original post. It contains 26 columns (A–Z), some of which are not shown, and 27 rows (blank–Z). There are 27 rows and 26 columns, regardless of the contents of the table. If the top-left cell (A, blank) were a 1 and (B, blank) were a 2, then (Z, blank) would contain a 26, and ZZ would contain a 702. Nothing about the layout of that table changes.

To summarize: The table will always be lopsided, if you start counting at 0 or at 1.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You’re absolutely right! Those dumb English people are wrong for not adhering to the German spelling reform. How dare they?

Also the spelling reform only changed the previous ß to a ss. The spelling reform has nothing to do with the c/k debate. What was your point again other than brainless insults?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Meta und Super sind verschiedene Tasten.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Like every name in IT in the last 10 years.

“Windows App”

“Rust”

 
 

Aus einer Netzfilm-Beschreibung

 
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ich_o7iel (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/ich_iel@feddit.org
 
 
 

Das können zwar alle Lebensmittelhersteller, aber bei den an Hippies gerichteten Produkten habe ich, glaube ich, noch nie eine Packung gefunden, die zur Gänze gefüllt war.

 
 

Ich hab den hintergrundfreundlichen Hintergrund verkackt…

 
 
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