blusterydayve26

joined 2 years ago
[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 5 points 6 months ago

I want to see the companion program that queries the size of your number and then decides which part of the executable to mmap. It’d be so much faster and just require one or two more pieces in the analysis pipeline. We can totally set up a k8s cluster for this, right?

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, I am not from the EU region, neither do I live in one

So, the GDPR doesn’t apply to you. So, you’re probably SOL?

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sure, verifying chicken is deboned before it leaves the factory makes more sense than installing x-ray machines at every pizzeria.

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I love everything about that. Even a small tech demo with like one kind of item and a single quest would be really cool.

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That’s the thing that scares me the most, actually. That in order to ensure humanity’s survival, all we need to do is cure the dark greed in every man’s heart.

Otherwise, we’ll just end up with carbon credit style solutions that ensure we transfer ownership of emissions at a heavily discounted rate, rather than making less emissions.

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I’m going to need a lot more details before this stops sounding like the craziest idea I’ve heard all month.

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 10 points 7 months ago

when someone is sleeping outside we’ll fine them/arrest them, then they’ll go…

To jail. Because it’s worth $40k/yr/person to build a system that kicks people when they’re down.

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I don’t think there are “ee”s in the p-tape?

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

What about “committed treason by selling nuclear secrets to America’s enemies” - you’ll never guess which picture that one falls under!

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Oh my god don’t get me started, the last time I tried that, it took me over two fucking hours to get the Microsoft account to recognize that I owned Minecraft. Apparently I bought the game so long ago that it failed to unify my accounts correctly so the separate “enter your password” screen just failed to load? I had to reset my account and open an entire new outlook.com email address just to link my purchase to the account I already have.

Fuck those losers who succeeded only in making the game worse to encourage platform lock in so they can replace Java with Bedrock.

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

I mean, yes, friend patriot!

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