bryndos

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[–] bryndos@fedia.io 27 points 3 days ago

At work when no one wants to pick up a task, I issue the "slopey shoulders" award.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mrmen/images/1/15/Mr_cheeky1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20170519093913

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 13 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Are you suggesting "professional gamer" is not a real/worthwhile job?

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 8 points 3 days ago

Man, if i could get a patent on offending people . . . money, money money, win win win.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cool, they got SLAMMED!. That'll learn them.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I thinks that's about right for the UK, but at least one of my bikes is considerably cheaper.

Begs the question, why th efuck does anyone drive anywhere in this cuntry? A lot of severe mobility disabilities I think.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

Just make sure his grinder/ knife/bullet hits you in the foam+plastic bike helmet. you'll be golden.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

No 1 rule of the concrete jungle, when they're in heat do not honk back even if it'd be *really * funny. And if they're randy enough to be seeping fluid out of the exhaust pipe , . . . I pray for you.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Haha, yeah. If you like, I can design a really cheap study with a small enough sample size that the chances of 50% are lower than either 0 or 100.

That's how science works right, exploit the logistic distribution for the LOLs (and funding from an interest group). Aw shit-bags, this is not sciencemems,

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 77 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I really like those stealth bike racks where they put a car shape on the road facing side so that the cars don't get upset that they lost a potential parking spot.

They'll never see through this clever ruse;. Most cars have pretty poor eyesight; the only way they'll figure it out is if they honk at it, and it doesn't respond convincingly.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 1 points 4 days ago

Birds are just dinosaurs after Steam blocked most of the adult content.

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I assume they have MS dev accounts to help with stuff like building compatibility with microdick file formats.

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