Reminds me of that olive oil coffee Starbucks was selling that caused people to shit their pants.
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Weird, at my company they changed it to "flesh asset repair and removal."
Who would have imagined that a department called "human resources" wouldn't have your best interests in mind?
God: "This little guy is called a 'wolf'. He may look cute, but don't get too close. He's got sharp teeth, he hunts in a pack, and he'll hang out on the edge of your village, steal your food and kill your livestock.
Humans: crying "I can change him!"
God: "Ok, fine I guess. You guys are no fun."
Watch Buggin With Ruud, a 2005 nature documentary about bugs.
Could you imagine the stories that would circulate in the playgrounds? "I heard the Linux fairy is close. Timmy can't play Roblox in class anymore."
For a while I was just dumping my discard into a hot oiled pan to make a nice little pancake. Some scallions, sesame seeds and teriyaki sauce for toppings. It's a lot to eat on the regular though.
Whoever loses, America wins.
1.5 Blame the problem on marginalized groups.
2.5 Harm said marginalized groups.
And not buying stuff that comes from slaughterhouses and factory farms.