Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating, but there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.
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Random? I’m not seeing a 15 kg slab of raw horsemeat, no charred emu leg hanging off the side, no half digested contents of crocodile stomach, no unidentifiable roadkill from somewhere in Georgia (the country, not the state, but the state will do, too), no puréed human back meat, not even so much as a speck of walrus, ostrich, cassowary, kangaroo, or beluga; guess otters, marmot, geese, dog and cat (I don’t like it either, but they did say “random” ffs) don’t count as having meat…
The fuck do you mean, random? That shit’s about as well ordered as the unabridged Oxford English Dictionary, ffs.
“I was a gigantic fucking idiot. I still am a gigantic fucking idiot and will absolutely continue to be said gigantic fucking idiot; but I was a gigantic fucking idiot.”
Got it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a recessed and covered garage before, just one or the other. Gotta hand it to the deer, looks fairly well kept.
Enjoy, sweet prince, for you are loved and treasure, and you shall not soon be forgotten.
Oh, I know this for a fact: got a half-sibling never stfu.
I’m confused by the wide door on the right, with four windows at its top. Is that a garage? It looks like one, but the handle and the light coming out of the top is throwing me off.
A bit ironic that, in order to prove my humanity, I’m required to select every part of a picture identifying something completely and utterly inhuman. It does, however, serve as an outstanding reminder of what never to be.
Well, for one, they come with a fuckton of nerves that cause orgasms to feel mind blowing, much of which get destroyed by circumcision.
Two, if there’s a flap of skin attached to and covering a body part, and this flap appears on very nearly every single male ever, there’s likely a really good reason evolutionary biology brought it about. Other such examples that come to mind are finger- and toenails, skin, recessed eardrums, the ability to close one’s mouth, and eyelids.
Slag fuck merchant tryna pass off his dogshit fucking copper shoulda (idfk, what did they do for punishment back then?) had his shitty fucking copper turned into molten shitty copper and poured down his shitty fucking throat. Or thrown into a shitty goddamn prison for a tenner, if that’s what they did. Like I said, idfk how tf they ran shit back then, get off my dick and don’t @ me
they are, given proper hygiene
Is something the matter?