dumbass

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 3 points 18 minutes ago

You're not getting my fries!

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 18 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 19 minutes ago) (2 children)

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 3 points 1 hour ago

Shit put into a pill that you swallow.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 9 points 4 hours ago

The cop only told her to turn it down because an impromptu party was forming in the streets and the cop feared how awesome it was gonna be.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I didn't even think they would make a good fertilizer, just shove them in a can and fire them at a black hole, see if that eats them up.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 2 points 21 hours ago

Nah, you're talking to me. we just have the same defeated look on our faces.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 3 points 21 hours ago

yeah, I thought they were taking the piss!

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 106 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (5 children)

that dismal display was 45 million?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 21 hours ago

Fuck dolls are gonna be amazing soon.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 14 points 23 hours ago

I think you're probably the first person in years to do that.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago

there was barely any vehicles in the parade. That was the saddest military parade since Russias last year.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They definitely haven't had the enjoyable experience of having their head nearly crushed by the thighs of a beautiful thick woman.

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