facepainter

joined 2 days ago
[–] facepainter@lemm.ee 6 points 1 hour ago

What a traitor

[–] facepainter@lemm.ee 37 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

This is the most important part.

[–] facepainter@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

On the toilet?

In public! Grabs ~~his heart~~ the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

The end.

[–] facepainter@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Love your username!