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Embrace tradition. Fly Mark Twain's proposed flag

My oil always has sparkles in it, it makes my car feel pretty

I'm not getting the metaphor at all here

Odd choice to have the second example a micrograph of a dog's rectum

A lady at the grocery store, unprompted, told me the poorly stacked water cases were DEI. Boomers have 0 idea what the acronym even means