goldteeth

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[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fortunately several thousand other people made that same point long before he did, so we can always just agree with one of them instead.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago

Texas Officials 'Hurl' NWS off Hell in a Cell, Trump Admin Plummets 15 Feet Through Announcer's Table

 

Stacy's Mom and Ms. Jackson are both about to having it going on

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 5 days ago

and welcome to the jam

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago

Much better for the environment than your typical coal-powered cat.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like there's gotta be a separate chart entirely for the late-'80s/mid-'90s sitcoms. Friends, Frasier, Seinfeld, Roseanne, Home Improvement, Wings - that's an argument in and of itself.

But they're definitely not in any box with "Good" under it.

 

Well I'll see your 1,000 feet and I'll raise you 500 miles and then I'll raise 500 more.

(Don't worry, it comes around again)

 

jeez, are we done working yet?

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

For heaven's sake, this is plain white text. Are we, as a people, so far gone that we cannot even take the extra step to add the plain white text with 10px drop shadow to the image after it's generated? Surely a human must be involved at some point of this process - even if only to collect the ill-gotten gains - that can identify whether or not their nefarious trap is baited with brazen gibberish. Surely.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

kinda disappointed it's not a strandbeest with one of those litter-picker-upper sticks taped to the front

 

Another year back and now there's these fish guys for some reason

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, fuck this horseshit.

 

the vibes have soured; no doubt mark wahlberg is to blame

 

after a brief warmup they're off and running

 

You might wanna dance with somebody else, I got a bad feeling about this guy

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 87 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is a Bat-Terry!

 

I can take exactly one eye off you and it's the third, blind one.

(more importantly, for some reason this appeared on the soundtrack for A Knight's Tale, also starring Heath Ledger, despite not actually appearing in the film itself)

 

you can't let that rain get too dry, that's a fire hazard

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It used to be serious. It still is, but it used to be, too.

 

T-Pain? Cool.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

Man, that "was" really got my hopes up for a minute.

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