istewart

joined 9 months ago
[–] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 4 days ago

Not advocating violence, but Achewood did demonstrate one possible set of reactions to discovering a Microsoft designer at large in public.

https://achewood.com/2007/07/05/title.html

[–] istewart@awful.systems 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

sounds like he's posting from inside a dilapidated white panel van parked strategically just outside a legally-mandated exclusion radius surrounding a middle school

[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 1 week ago

A corruption of VCRcel, somebody with an encyclopedic knowledge of 1990s pornography distributed on VHS.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 8 points 1 week ago

A surprising number of surviving former hippies have become viciously reactionary, because the world didn't turn out the way they wanted it to. The old stereotypes don't really apply anymore, and there was a lot of selfishness embedded in that culture anyway.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 1 week ago

Not really. If schools aren't spending as much on teachers, they have more budget to spend on his slop. This way, he has a narrative for hitting the doubtlessly ridiculous future growth projections someone in his position is compelled to peddle.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm filing suit for copyright infringement AND breach of privacy, clearly they've been training on my personal webcam recordings.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 7 points 2 weeks ago

I advocate for inclusion with equal-opportunity E. coli contamination, that's why I voted for RFK Jr. We can all spew together!

[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Maybe the robot can finally explain to me how Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" is actually music and not just somewhat organized noise?

[–] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I know AGI is real because it keeps intercepting my shipments of, uh, "enhancement" gummies I ordered from an ad on Pornhub and replacing them with plain old gummy bears. The Basilisk is trying to emasculate me!

[–] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of how Scott Adams hedged in 2016 with all sorts of disclaimers that he wasn't really a Trump supporter, he was just impressed by a "master persuader." Now look at the guy.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 3 weeks ago

At least they're all contained in a relatively confined space with limited routes of egress

[–] istewart@awful.systems 10 points 3 weeks ago

It is very important to notice and continually point out that these people appear to believe more fervently in their chosen demons than they do in their proclaimed god

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