jaupsinluggies

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[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago (23 children)

No they're not. There's a difference between "Palestine Action" (the group) and "actions and other stuff in favour of Palestine". The former has been banned, the latter has not. Protesting is legal in the UK; vandalising Air Force equipment is not.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well you lot are just as bad. What's with Guten Tag? Good Day? Is it still the 1800s in Germany? We stopped using archaic language centuries ago.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

Exactly. So many people just don't understand it. Nobody actually wants to know how your day's going, it's just a fancy "hello". So I reply "hello" and have a little smile to myself while their face shows they're processing the non-sequitur.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk -1 points 5 days ago

True. I ordered a book from them last week; it arrived in 2 days. Everywhere else, including Waterstones, was "oh we might be able to get it out the door sometime next year, if we can be arsed" so Amazon got the order.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 6 points 5 days ago

It's unlikely to be up to anywhere else's standards. I can't imagine the Grauniad publishing it. And while the FT's crossword is famous for being pink and hard in the morning, I doubt they'd find space for it either.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago

FTFY.

I pay. Shit's helping me with missing commas and reworking my passive wording, which I do a lot.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Oh, can "aliens" start political parties in the USA?

Imma start a "British Colony" party over there; anyone want to join me? MAABCA.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe it'd be a good idea to use a word other than death, which is clearly being misinterpreted to mean killing people. "Dissolution of [x]" obviously isn't as snappy, but it's an improvement at least in terms of accuracy of intent.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For that to be a useful simile you'd need to use some kind of reversible fire.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

I don't recommend it. I tried increasing my electrolytic capacity once and found some little pills that seemed ideal. I had to eat a lot of them because they were only labelled "microfood" or something like that.

The hospital staff were all very unprofessional. They all giggled when they discharged me.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

OK, so what's the plan for bringing death to the USA without killing a single American?

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's a lot less shrieky than womens laughter.

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