I don't recommend it. I tried increasing my electrolytic capacity once and found some little pills that seemed ideal. I had to eat a lot of them because they were only labelled "microfood" or something like that.
The hospital staff were all very unprofessional. They all giggled when they discharged me.
OK, so what's the plan for bringing death to the USA without killing a single American?
It's a lot less shrieky than womens laughter.
Well, yes and no. It's true we started it. But then we had bigger fish to fry and handed it off to the UN. Who could have dissolved the whole thing and returned it to the previous state, but chose not to.
No that was a song by David Jowie.
Oh no! Anyway...
Statistician: 1+1=sqrt(2)
"Oh, thanks! What I'd like is some extremely hot sauce in a bottle labelled 'ketchup'".
Civilised countries like the UK and other European countries. Technically it's not free because it's paid for by taxation, but it's free at the point of use: if I go and see a doctor, I don't get billed, but I do pay 9% National Insurance tax.
Americans are so dumb when it comes to timezones we could just assign Maintana to GMT+5, Washconsin GMT+6 and so on downwards. It wouldn't make any difference to them and it'd be a lot more fun for the rest of us.
True story: "The meeting is at 1500 EDT". "Your state is currently on EST so if I turn up at the specified time I'll be an hour late. Are you sure it's 1500 EDT and not 1500 EST?" "Yes, definitely 1500 EDT". /me turns up at 1500 EDT to find the meeting has already finished.
I misread IDOTA as IDIOTA.
For that to be a useful simile you'd need to use some kind of reversible fire.